blow out

3:43 am, saturday november 10

i wake up to ryan rolling out of bed.

andrea: are the babies crying?
ryan: no, berkley is in the middle of having a blow out.
andrea: wow. did you hear it on the monitor?
ryan: long pause (looking confused)
andrea: how do you know that she's having a blow out?
ryan: uuhhhh, what. i can't see her butt right now.

he climbs back into bed and is fast asleep in seconds.
meanwhile, i laugh hysterically.

oh, the stories i have of ryan talking in his sleep.
in the early days of sleep deprivation he often woke up frantically patting the blankets & pillows. when i asked what he was doing he would respond, "where is she?"
where is who?
"berkley. she was just here."
or there was the time he threw off the covers and yelled,
"get out of the bed...snakes! snakes are in the bed!"
that was a fun night.
many of you reading our blog remember "sexy mulligans".
if not, ask me later.
i love how ryan makes me laugh, even in our sleep!